fraturnaty imortalized in the song "Im an
asshole"
(singing to the tune of found a peanut)
Im an
asshole, im an
asshole, Im an asshole till I die.
but I'd rather be an asshole than a fucking sigma pi.
"man you are such a sigma pi"
"shut the fuck up! I may be an
asshole but never say that I am as bad as a fucking sigma pi! I oughta kick your sig pi cock sucking ass!"
"dude no, in your last
bender you blacked out and joined Sigma Pi. that was what I was saying"
"aw
fuck! that steel reserve fucked up my life! got any rat poison"
"fuck you! your nothing but a cock sucking sigma pi. I wouldn't help a sigma pi end his own life if he beged, you are just going to have to learn to suck cock."