Shredded

An expression used to convay feelings of depression, grogginess, and/or hung over.

Man, i feel totally shredded

by Penstripe February 7, 2004

shred

To dance so badly it clears the entire dance floor.

A more specific definition is to dance while holding one's foot with one hand and waving around the other hand like a windmill.

May also involve a bad attempt at a striptease.

Paige pulled the shred at matt's party

Sara shredded it while she was pissed

by sara and tenielle December 12, 2006

shredded beef

1. adj. A state of being in which one does not feel as one should, as in being deliriously tired or completely and totally drunk beyond reasonable recovery.

2. n. Way of preparing or serving beef in shaved strips. Similar to ground beef.

1. Dan: How many Prairie Fires did you drink, man?

Jon: I had like six and now I'm completely shredded beef. I don't know what's going on.

2. Customer: I'd like two beef tacos.

Geoff: Would you like those with ground beef or shredded beef?

by C.O.K. Squad June 26, 2005

shredded

Can be used in place of many words ... but mainly describes someone who is way too drunk.

Did you see Eddie last night at the party? Man he was shredded!

by Blasman February 11, 2006

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005

Shreddin

The act of drinking throughout the night that is soo smooth you would be "Shreddin" the night away. Also, vomiting would eliminate the act of shreddin

Guy: Last night was incredible!

His Bud: Yes, we were definately Shreddin last night

by Bestical July 21, 2011

Shreddies

The bits and pieces of toilet paper and anus hairs that are left on a toilet seat after the wiping process is completed. It is bad etiquette to not wipe up your shreddies post-poo.

As Jack sat down he could feel Jim's shreddies sticking to his sweaty bum.

Please wipe up your shreddies after you poo!

by Poopoo-man April 13, 2011