Shoe shiner

A resourceful person is a shoe shiner.

He was raised on nothing but scrounged up enough to be a shoe shiner.

She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.

by BeStill December 4, 2019

walker/shitbreak

shitbreck/walker is a little fucking maggot, who will never amount to anything in his life.

"shut the fuck up u maggot"

by TheOne November 30, 2004

shiterature

n. literature that is so bad, it is on the same level of masterpiece as human fecal matter

The Odyssey? Yeah, I read that Freshman year. What a piece of shiterature.

Yeah I had to read Pride and Prejudice for English class. Worst piece of shiterature I have ever read.

by iHATEbadBOOKS January 29, 2012

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015

Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015

shiterti

When you take a shit into someone's mouth, and they love it so much, that they shove it back up your butt so it can happen again

Maryann loves shiterti done to her

by Pizza=anal January 15, 2016