back to the tool shed

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012

Under the bed she-shed

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.

Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!

by NatashaRomanov April 15, 2021

The Sped Shed

A man cave where a sped and other Patricks go and fuck all.

Bro I went to The sped shed Jonny has, man they were fucking a Barney plushy, shit man ….. never again

by The Aisle October 15, 2021

shedali

pertaining to the industry of Sir Franz Sittampalam, deragatory term by all means, and one which is definitely not to be construed as describing a fantasy race of beings, as some deluded germans may have it

Have you seen this piece of work by Shedali? It's nice.

I stubbed my toe, shedali fedamo!

by jana February 10, 2005

Shed

A group of guys who dress like tools.

Hey, Man! Did you see that shed over there?

Yeah man those guys are some tools!

by Jouse September 11, 2011

seducer

One who takes pictures of women doing uncivilized acts for the 7th heaven band website.

He is a seducer for taking all those pictures of drunken women not knowing what they are doing.

by Anonymous December 1, 2002

tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005