scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009

scotched up

To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.

Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.

by nsheezy April 20, 2009

scotch goose

a sausage with a feather in it

willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it

by infinitelytrue March 17, 2009

Scotch Marks

They come from a vacuum.

There are scotch marks on the wall!

by FionaaP October 28, 2009

Scrotching

A male relaxation technique, where one takes ones testicles and gently dips them in warm water, sometimes whiskey or deep heat can be added for that extra tingle

dude you never get stressed! and your sprem count in off the chart, whats your secret? a Scrotching dip once or twice a week

by breakdance1011 February 21, 2011

scrotcher

A nefarious breed of bedbug which are almost impossible to eradicate. Scrotcher bites can be particularly painful, resulting in an ongoing itch around the crotch area which inspires incessant scratching.

He's scratching himself like that because his bed is infested with scrotchers.

by Wild Wolf Dick July 14, 2011

scotchado

A home-wrecker, derived from Italian

Joe: I heard that scott was wrecking homes down at school, hooking up with a girl that already had a boy friend

John: that scotchado claims the home was already wrecked

by bitchroflcopters August 4, 2011