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Bitch Switch

when a girl(or perhaps a boy) suddenly becomes angry or mean for no appearant reason.
Bill:What the heck. Kelly just yelled at me randomly. she was happy 5 seconds ago.
Tim:Serious bitch switch
by LeoGeo October 29, 2010
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The Switch

When younger playing Madden: NFL Football the video game, and your opponent goes throw the football and you think you can intercept the pass so you press the button to switch player and your player automatically moves in and the reciever is then wide open for the catch.
"No way this Haily Mary to Mike Wallace works with 3 seconds left. Haha I'm going to intercept your ass! Oh shit dude I switched players! Fuck he caught it. Fucking "The Switch". You won with that"
"and you suck..."
by Switchers November 4, 2011
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Dick Switch

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"
1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?
by shisms May 12, 2010
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Moderate Bait and Switch

When a candidate for political office, runs a political campaign portraying themselves to the public as being political moderate then where the candidate actually stands on various political issues in an effort to broaden their appeal to a larger group of voters.

Upon winning the political office the candidate ran for, the new elected Politician then reveals themselves to the public to be a partisan hardliner who instead of working with both parties, toes the political party line that they are affiliated with. Often pushing for policies that the party they affiliated with wants regardless of what they pledged on the campaign trail.
Despite portraying himself as not being a partisan hardliner during the General Election campaign, Senator Smith pulled a Moderate Bait and Switch on the voters of the state that elected him and proceeded to vote in favor of policies he said he would not support on the campaign trail
by Libertatis September 18, 2016
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Bitch switch

When a female is in a bad mood
Man she must be PMS-ing her bitch switch was flipped up
by BL June 21, 2001
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Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010
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sneeky switch

The female version of the Harry Houdini, where a girl tags in her friend while having sex with a man to trick him.
S totally tagged in L during her time with N. She pulled off the ultimate sneeky switch!
by exoticprincesses November 5, 2012
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