Boulder Swing

A type of under garment that holds the testicles in a swing like cloth, it is currently only availiable in Europe and will become available in the U.S. in the spring

Will Ferrell perfers the Boulder Swing over the banana hammock and whitie tighties

by Khondaker Sadman August 22, 2008

UTOPIAN SWINGER

UTOPIAN SWINGER - A person who practices swinging as a total lifestyle with humanistic ideals. - Supporting Swinging and establishing circles of friendships with other swingers through events, gatherings and social activities.

He is a Utopian Swinger, he knows everybody and lives the swingers lifestyle.

by BlueSteal1 April 8, 2010

Melon Swings

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"

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by www.bananahammockpools.com October 5, 2010

Beats & Swing

Something that you may not understand or be able to grasp.

Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.

"It's a bit beats & swing isn't it?"

"It's all beats & swing"

"Beats & Swing"

by Baby dj April 6, 2013

Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.

"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"

by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

to swing neck

To swing neck means to suck, a gargantuan dick. So big, you can't do it by simply putting it in your mouth. You have to go to the point to deep throat the colossus and swing your whole neck (and upper body) back and forth to really suck the whole giant

Hey did you hear about how Melissa blew Michael?
Yeah! I heard she really had to swing neck to fit it in...

Hey, have you seen Johnny lately?
Yeah, heard he's been swinging neck by the corner!
Oh daamn! I knew he was gay but not that much!!

by Festive Bear July 21, 2017

rancid swine

A female that ignores the advances of a neckbeard.

So how was your date with m'lady?

She never even responded, the rancid swine.

by Forealdough November 23, 2017