Orbital Strike

What to use when you have to kill every last thing in a large area.

Oh man, there are too many {insert living beings here} here, time to bust out the orbital strike.

by СукаБлять January 3, 2015

An American Ass-Strike

When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.

God Bless America

Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.

by bclahr18 March 15, 2011

austrian toaster strudel

When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.

An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"

by Bdubs13 April 24, 2014

Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening

Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel

by DJRoms December 3, 2020

strife

Something you hold into when you're young

Commonly associated with holding your gonads

Squirrel #1: When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".
But you ain't got drugs yet!
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... in strife...

by thisismyusernamek November 3, 2012

Tiger Stripes

stretch marks on the skin, which resemble the stripes on a tiger

Brenda just had a baby, now she has tiger stripes all over her stomach.

by crumb October 18, 2004

counter strike

Not a bad game, kinda fun, just filled with complete idiots(usually). A game that I find fun

Counter-Strike: shouldn't have a chat/voice feature.

by wigger September 3, 2003