Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier

Person 1:Have you ever heard of Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier?
Person 2:What the fuck.

Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier in yo ass cheecks.

by WordInventor12345 January 1, 2022

Stopping Short

Hitting the brakes at the last second so you can grab the breast of the woman next to you while looking like a hero all at once

I heard that Jeff has been stopping short with all his dates latly

by supergoose94 November 12, 2010

shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.

1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.

by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010

Sloppy Second Blues

This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.

"Dude, why the long face?"

"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."

"Very harsh man"

by smo joe January 22, 2010

sloppy toppy with a twist

when she's down on your dick and she drools on it before pulling out her dick for you to return the favor.

"yeah man she gives the best sloppy toppy with a twist . good thing im BI though or that would have sucked."

by hope entity September 19, 2023

sloppin

A person, friend, or compatriot. Note: only to be used after "Whats poppin"

Yo! Whats poppin' sloppin?!

by Fact February 12, 2004

Sloppy Biscuit

Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

It was unanimous that the girls were turned off when the boys started playing sloppy biscuit

by Anthony and Greg and Jelly March 7, 2005