Billy Joel Special

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Ricky Ross Special

A bowl packed with two different kinds of weed.

"Dan, pack up another Ricky Ross Special, i'm off work tomorrow!"

by LakSom March 17, 2010

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008

Special Beam Cannon

noun
1. A special attack that was originally used by Piccolo in "Dragon Balls Z", it is an attack where a beam is shot from the index and the middle finger and shoots in an straight motion. When shot, you must say "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" and aim your index and middle finger tawords the target.

Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
*fires epically*

Raditz: AUGH!
*dies*

by SolidSnake123 December 6, 2009

Special ed

Where the teachers belittle you and talk to you like you're 3 years old just because you're not neurotypical.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

I fucking hate being in special ed because the teachers are fucking annoying and talk to me like I'm stupid

by dyspraxic_cheeto September 11, 2020

Special Ed

Something that is offered in schools for kids who are mentally or physically challenged. Most notable special ed program is ASD, for kids with Autism. Special Ed classes are designed for people to be more self-sufficient and possibly lead an independent life later on. The classes are generally easier and are structured in a way so that people with special needs can understand the material needed to move forward in their education. They also offer Speech and OT services for people who struggle with social skills. Kids in Special Ed are often looked down upon, but in reality, they just want to be like any other kid. We should all learn to accept people for who they are as a person and include them into society.

Truth be told, I have been in Special Ed since I was in kindergarten. I was diagnosed with Autism when I was 2 years old. People said that I would never become independent and I would have to be looked after my entire life. My parents were also hopeless that I may never lead an independent life later on. It has been a long journey from when I was just a child, but it all paid off. Throughout my life, I was always seen as the "special kid" and I was sick and tired of it. I knew that I had great potential, but my parents, teachers, and case carriers didn't believe me, so I decided to prove them wrong. I kept pushing and pushing until I finally got what I wanted. Freedom. Back then, I could barely make sentences without other people telling me what to say. Now, I'm in high school taking 3 honors classes and 2 CP classes. It was a long and hard journey. I should definitely write this in my college application.

by TROLLKING9001 November 16, 2020

Dave special

Picking up a girl and fingering her before kissing her, sometimes even before speaking to her. The dave special is best used on nights out at nightclubs or crowded public places.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night? Did u pick up?

Person 2: Yeah bro, i was carving up the d-floor, and gave this hottie the dave special!

Person 1: VERY NICE!!

by Bigdog691 January 5, 2010