Hawaiian spank

A sexual move in which one partner is severely sunburnt. Both partners get hammered off of piña coladas, then, the less burnt of the two spanks the other’s burn repeatedly.

“Looking pretty red there honey. Maybe I’ll give you a Hawaiian spank later.”

by hot sauce josh June 20, 2020

the phantom spank

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire

i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

by whoopiegoldberg April 15, 2010

Bombay spank

Any variety of spicy foreign foods.(Especialy from India )

Jeff headed to the local Indian restaurant for some Bombay spank.

by bwomchickabowow February 8, 2009

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

Spanking The Raymond

The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity

My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times

by Burrito Supreme June 1, 2010

spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007

spanking the princess

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

by Ginger Fontaine January 7, 2008