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Gooch Smooch

The act of two males scissoring one another.
Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.
by Yorreli April 1, 2017
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skoof

skoof is the new skeet. too many people said skeet, so we needed skoof. it can mean either good or bad.
"Shit i got an F on my geometery test even though i studied"
"Dude thats hella skoof."

OR

"Hey i got an A on my geometery test"
"Nice dude! Skoof!"
by poloplaya100 April 27, 2006
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shoofty

Man quit shootying at my shoofty
by cozmo November 12, 2003
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smoobies

Created as an alternative word for 'breasts' or 'boobies' or 'titties'. Some say it denotes 'smooth boobies', but this is not always the case, for all women have smoobies but they are not all smooth.
'Does this shirt make my smoobies look bigger?'

'I wish my smoobies were smaller..'

'Gimme dem smoobies!'
by Tdot February 11, 2005
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Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.
My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.
by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011
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Smoo

A Smoo is an exceptionaly cute,sweet and loving dog!🐶
Person 1: Your dog is so cute

Person 2: I know and he's such a love

Person 3: he's such a Smoo
Dog Owner: thanks
by Glopyflopy14 August 3, 2017
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Smoo

Pretty sure Smoo is the little robot / alien thing that reddit uses as their mascot.
by sinnamon64 January 20, 2021
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