Slammer sloshed

The art of becoming so inebriated one or a group of individuals become incarcerated for the evening.

"Yeah man let's get slammer sloshed and see who's on the cell block tonight."

by b.a.s.k. January 12, 2010

Shmammered

A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered

I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..

by Islandoger February 3, 2010

Spammer Hammer

an affectionate name for somebody who tweets a lot

You are such a spammer hammer!

by Liatae December 17, 2010

shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011

shmammerhammered

drunk to the point of which one cannot control their own bodily functions.

me- "did doo doo just shit on the floor while throwing up?!?"
you- "hes pretty shmammerhammered, you should check on him."

by pongChamp92 April 23, 2011

shmammered

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.

I wanna get really shmammered tonight!

by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011