Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"

A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

by Furry Balls July 09, 2021

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hand shank

To have a Wank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets

by Mullinator March 24, 2015

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Hobo Shank

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.

Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"

by December 04, 2009

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Shank Flag

A girl who is a try-hard whore. Dyes the complete shit out of her hair, cakes on make up like there is no tomorrow, and try's to steal other girls men. In the guy aspect, it is a boy who plays many girls at one time.

"Oh my gosh, Tara keeps trying to get with my man!"

"Yeah, and that's the third time she dyed her hair this month too, what a Shank Flag."

"Joseph has been telling me, Angella, Rylie, and Josie he wants to date us! He's a straight up Shank Flag."

by jamiejang February 26, 2012

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Bend and shank

(v): the process by which a gangster may at first bend at the knees before proceeding to stab a target with a knife or "shank"; this process is intended for moderately tall persons of gangster origin to obtain a good "hit" on someone.

(ex): Yo Tyrell, wha' happen'd mayne??

-It was awful, he got me wit dat bend and shank...

by phreshBoi117 March 24, 2010

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