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skirt shank

The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.
"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."
by Fumuru February 15, 2020
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Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"
A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching
by Furry Balls July 9, 2021
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shank tank

1. Another name for prison or school.

2. A small room or cell with lots of gangsters or thugs.
3. A place to don't want to go.
Wheely: Yo ima take you to the shank tank if you don't shut the fuck up.
by Bruce Needzweed December 14, 2016
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Bend and shank

(v): the process by which a gangster may at first bend at the knees before proceeding to stab a target with a knife or "shank"; this process is intended for moderately tall persons of gangster origin to obtain a good "hit" on someone.
(ex): Yo Tyrell, wha' happen'd mayne??

-It was awful, he got me wit dat bend and shank...
by phreshBoi117 March 23, 2010
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hand shank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets
by Mullinator March 28, 2015
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chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.
Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!
by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011
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Super shank

When you Vigorously thrust a sharp impliment into a mortal foe
That nigga off troy got Super shanked in his Jugular .
by ariels May 19, 2005
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