Salmon Mist

When one is going down on a lady friend and she quiefs, spraying a fishy mist all over his face.

Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.

by j gilbert August 5, 2008

Salmon

When cum dries on skin and becomes hard, crusty and hard to get rid of

“Ohh, dude, I had to shower twice yesterday ‘cos I had so much salmon on my crotch!”

by bob3atschildr3n October 15, 2019

Sloppy salmon

A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish

I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight

by Dequavis Jones March 16, 2019

Salmon

A term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of competition in order to outplay the field and win awards.

Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.

He played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a Salmon in this division of the competition.

by quasiman November 13, 2011

Victoria Salmon Kings

A professional ice hockey team located in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Manitoba Moose of the AHL, and the Vancouver Canucks of the NHL.

GO VICTORIA SALMON KINGS!!!

by Victoria Salmon Kings Fan January 30, 2009

salmon run loop

The perception that (despite much effort) no progress is actually being made as one attempts to struggle forward with one's life. From salmon run + (tape or film) loop; combining the difficultly encountered by salmon as they head upstream to spawn and the endless repetition of a film or tape loop.

Every month it was the same thing: a salmon run loop of cutting back on everything in order to keep up with the spiraling interest on the family's credit cards.

by maximo hudson June 26, 2009

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015