ryan

the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation1

by schulhafer September 22, 2006

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Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

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Some ass-hat who has a radio show. He is quite old, but still manages to talk endlessly. Dave also has a second personality, in which he is gay and has a few recordings of proof. His show is on KDWB, and if you don't believe the quotes find them on his website. He is also responsible for much of the population of any U.S. city.

"I took a shower with your dad and we both enjoyed it" - Dave Ryan
"I like boys, more specifically twinks" - Dave Ryan

by Chris Houlihan January 9, 2012

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Ryan

Ryan is a loving, caring, and amazing person. He's a real sweetheart and knows how to be a gentlemen. This person has a pretty awesome girlfriend. He is loved by most. But those you love him back open up the real side of him. This guy is one of a kind. A man you could marry. A man you could spend the rest of your life with. He doesn't take bullshit, and likes to deal with it in a violent manner. Very soft hearted for the ones he loves.

I love you so muchh, Ryan. From your loving girlfriend, Chelsea.

by Chelseaaa Reneee June 13, 2008

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Ryan Ellis

The act of hooking up with a random slut or sloots after a night of debauchery with your boys/crew.

Last night I totally pulled a Ryan Ellis with that whore from the bar.

Tonight, were all going to ride out in Ryan Ellis style

That chick last night totally got Ryan Ellis'd

She garbled his marbles like she was the Ryan Ellis queen

by Mr... Steal Your Girl December 10, 2010

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Ryan Leaf Paper

1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.

"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"

"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."

"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"

"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"

by RyanLeaf4-6 May 5, 2009

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