Get your big beef rod out of my way :)
by beef rod November 04, 2007
a woman covers the penis in vaseline, sprays it with hair spray and ignites the wiener. she then proceeds to swallow it, smothering the flame and thus completeing the flaming rod swallow.
by matt wunshc March 14, 2005
by wiredagain July 25, 2003
The nickname always given to that one Mexican kid in class who's name starts with "L" and last name is Rodrigues or Rodrigo. The L beginning his first name usually signifies the L's he takes in every situation.
An L-rod usually is awkward in every situation, never seeming to look normal in his environment. He can be spotted walking like Bigfoot and bumping into shit as he moves along. Shitty, not funny jokes are his specialty, and he always stutters while saying them. He gets no bitches and has a foot fetish as well as a stank-ass smell all the time.
Despite all the shit L-rods take, they do have some talents. They are very good at playing maracas, identifying smells in different types of piss, licking eyeballs, and letting you know if something can kill you or not.
An L-rod usually is awkward in every situation, never seeming to look normal in his environment. He can be spotted walking like Bigfoot and bumping into shit as he moves along. Shitty, not funny jokes are his specialty, and he always stutters while saying them. He gets no bitches and has a foot fetish as well as a stank-ass smell all the time.
Despite all the shit L-rods take, they do have some talents. They are very good at playing maracas, identifying smells in different types of piss, licking eyeballs, and letting you know if something can kill you or not.
"Dude, I just saw L-rod sniffing that retarted kids piss."
"Holy shit! Bigfoot is real!... Oh wait, it's just L-rod"
"L-rod almost got rejected by that weird girl but when he mentioned his talent in eyeball licking, he reeled her in"
"L-rod can play any Enrique Iglesias song on his maracas."
"Holy shit! Bigfoot is real!... Oh wait, it's just L-rod"
"L-rod almost got rejected by that weird girl but when he mentioned his talent in eyeball licking, he reeled her in"
"L-rod can play any Enrique Iglesias song on his maracas."
by TheOnlyJaguarsFan April 15, 2016
The sound made during sexual intercourse, in the "doggy style" position, as the testicles of the male smack against the vagina of the female with the thrusting motion. The "rod" or "penis" is "knocking" or "pounding" the interior of the vagina.
"Damn dude I gave this trick rod knock last night when i was hittin' it from the back. I did work son!"
by Douggie Fresh July 30, 2008
Car that has been put together with junkyard parts and put together were inovation and determination and a little bit of creativeness. It is not just black paint and red wheels.
by Patina Ed October 20, 2007
by Obi Wan Vader Skywalker Wookie February 06, 2012