Rice Car

Any cheap car, especialy Asian, that has been "upgraded" with after-market parts(exaust, body kits, nitrous, spoilers, speakers, lights, etc...)in an attempt to make it faster and/or "pimpin".
In reality, instead of making a car better, "ricing it up" makes it utterly and completly gay. Rice cars are easily beaten in races by American and European sports cars. Also, anyone who owns a rice car is looked down upon and seen as shameful by non-ricers. Rice cars are typically driven by young lower and middle class Asians, Hispanics, whiteboys and even some African Americans.

My GTO has a 400 hp engine factory. All it does is beat up on ricers all day long.
Ricers beware!!!!

by Karim Al-Basiel September 1, 2005

Rice Queen

A person — usually a homosexual male — who recognizes the superiority of Asian male beauty and aesthetics.

An Asian male beauty appreciator.

Friend: I only ever see you in the Asian section at the circuit parties. You’re such a rice queen.

RQ: Rice is good for you.

by CoffeeDrinker June 26, 2022

rice glue

The famous Japanese desert called Mochi, made up of melted rice and lots and lots of pounding of wooden sticks. It's generally quite sticky that's were it gets it's nickname from "rice glue".

Rice glue is eaten mostly around the Japanese new year.

Steven- "OOH did you hear, it's that time of year again were in japan lots of rice glue is going to be beaten and eaten."

Bill- "MMMMM rice glue."

by Snuber January 13, 2009

rice rocket

An ebarassment to automobiles worldwide. Why somone would feel it necessary to put money and time in modifying a Japanese car in hopes that it could keep up with REAL sports cars is beyond my comprehesion. Here's an idea- save your fucking money and buy a real car assholes.

I pulled up next to a rice rocket on my ride on lawn mower at a traffic light. The giant "CIVIC" and japanese symbol stickers blinded the rice boy's view as I continued to burn his ass.

by zimzimma July 18, 2003

rice wing

A very large spoiler mounted to the trunk/hatch of a rice rocket. Such wings are commonly furnished due to the insufficient size of the so called riceboys penis. Rice wings are occasionally positioned upside down in an attempt to be original, however achieving the status of ignoramus.

Materials most often used are fiberglass or aluminum. Virtually any form or material will have a negative result on most all rice rockets.

That stupid rice boy's rice wing flew off and hit that old lady on the side walk.

by Mike May 23, 2003

rice thief

someone or something that steals all your rice

Hey Tom you catch that rice thief yet?

by Asianboy9999999 February 21, 2018

rice car

A term that Americans use to describe Superior performance asian cars out of jealousy. These cars are products of Honda, Toyota, Subaru, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Lexus, and Acura. Jealousy comes from the superior looks, engine, reliabilty, street cred, luxury in which American cars are clearly inferior to. These cars are driven by any class of people. Some of these cars may be heavily modified for looks, performanace, or both.

Friend: How did you do?
Driver: Ha. My RSX smoked his Cobra peice of...
Angry owner of Ford Cobra: Stupid rice car.

by HHHman April 15, 2008