negotiated reality

When you tell a whopper of a lie with the expectation that people will believe a part of it. Similar to how things work in the real estate industry where someone who is trying to sell a property for $1 million will set a $1.2 million asking price. A politician might tell you that 4 US embassies are about to be attacked. Although no US embassies might be at risk, by lying and saying that 4 embassies were about to be attacked, you might walk away thinking that at least one embassy was at risk.

One person on the left will say 0 embassies were at risk and the other will say 4 were at risk, so you end up thinking that an embassy was at risk because 1 is between 0 and 4.

The fact that we believe even a kernel of what Trump says is negotiated reality.

by dc_united_99 January 18, 2020

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

The Reality Runners

A group of super cool diverse hot sexy funny shifting creators on TikTok that have recently gained a following with their shifting-related content. The Reality Runners are composed of 8 creators: Gabby ( @Gabilisk), Grey (@1800yomomma), Cocco (@Daddycocco), Ava (@shiftingtodrac0), Mak (@Mak.malfoy), Miri (@supposablymiri), Nini (@drac.h0e1), and Sophie (@holyslytherin), along with their honorary member and mascot Simon, Sophie's dog.

"Hey did you see what The Reality Runners posted last night?"

" Yea! I used their shifting tips last night and I got super close !"

by kappakappacormac March 29, 2022

Virtual Reality

Reality, but in virtual. Yeah, you're welcome.

Person 1: Wanna do some VR?
Person 2: What's VR?
Person 1: Virtual reality.
Person 2: What's that.
Person 1: You're a fucking idiot.

by Idiot_Builder April 27, 2022

done with reality

Finished with life. Usually said by someone who is planning on floating away into the dream world.

Person 1: Bye guys, I'm done with reality!
Person 2: Okay, bye!

by Anon who is done with life April 13, 2014

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

by succmydicc February 16, 2018