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randomistic

a totally awesome way of saying random, because random is too boring for some sentances.
Wow, that unicorn siting was sooo randomistic!
by ameda murdock November 30, 2010
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Random Nut Attack

When you are hit in the balls with a small object causing Small attacks of giddiness in your genitals, and an excrutiating pain and scream!
At my birthday party Heather threw a bracelett at Broughan causing random Nut Attack!
by Missy Missy Poo Poo July 20, 2011
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randomatic

(adj). 1. An occurrence that happens without human influence, automatic, specifically not triggered by the speaker, that also contains an element of uncertainty or surprise. 2. An occurrence, or series of occurrences, triggered by a person who does not pre-plan the action(s) either at all or sufficiently. (Implies deficiency.)
1) Lightning was striking randomatically all over the place.
2) My computer keeps getting viruses randomatically.
3) (In a video game) They were just casting spells randomatically.
4) Try throwing the rope to the person, not just randomatically all over the lake!
by ave19 December 26, 2011
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randomer

Synonym for 'random' - a person unknown to a group or one who says/does things which are inconsequential, makes contributions which are unconnected with the topic under discussion or behaves in ways which do not match the norms of a group or sub-culture.
Some randomer just walked in and left a plastic gnome on the bar.
by maninbeijing April 8, 2013
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random pussy

10 Chicks in 3 States in 11 months. A way of filling the "Void" after a divorce.

Leading cause of divorce in the United States.
Ex-wife

" Your gonna be a lonely fuckn' looser with your beer and random pussy"

Ex-husbands friend
" It's really good you are able to hang out again and drink beer. Your the happiest I've ever seen you with all that random pussy you've been getting"
by Lookatcha September 28, 2013
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Random

A terrorist who likes gassing people mostly mexicans
That random just attacked Mexico and killed 15 people
by jbnkm November 27, 2017
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Pairwise Randomization

Used as a justification for fixing a draw in a sporting event. Instead of using the accepted 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7... etc. seeding system, the organiser of a tournament may decide that 8 has a greater chance of beating 1 than 7 does and therefore may chose to draw the tournament so that 1 plays 7 instead.
"I'm not sure that this racketlon tournament will be won by the top seed. We had better use Pairwise Randomization to make sure that our local favourite gets to the final!"
by Oxford English Dictionary December 3, 2004
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