robnaldo

King of kings, Lord of Lords. All hail Robnaldo

Who’s the best at Fantasy Football? Probably Robnaldo to be fair.

by BiggerHenry May 10, 2019

renalda

renalda is such a baddie and the hottest person you will ever meet renalda is bad at maths but great at roblox

renalda how are you so hot

by bigm0mmmaa October 29, 2021

Ronard

Ronard is the guy who teaches you everything you need to know in the construction business

He can run a jackhammer better than anyone in the universe

Yo did you see ronard run circles around Milton , Tony , and Shawn’s entire crew by himself on the jackhammer? 😂

Ronard can teach anyone anything to do on the job

by SimoneSr September 7, 2021

Rinalds

Best person on the planet Earth. He has a nice cock. Māra approves.

Daddy Rinalds, come over!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.

Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!

Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/

by MyWay. November 3, 2008

youtube ronaldinho

A football player that has not won anything in his career, but numerous video clips in youtube entitled "the next ronaldinho" represent him as a magician on the ball, and a very skillful player. In fact, the player is overrated and not good enough to be compared to Ronny.

Albert Riera is such a youtube ronaldinho. I bet a hundred bucks that he will be total shit at Liverpool.

by Hacho October 16, 2008

ronaldinho

A horse that plays the game of football and can pull off amazing tricks.

Pepe: Hey Papo, what is that horse doing playing football?
Papo: Oh, that leviathan is called Ronaldinho.
Pepe: That fucking horse can play!
Papo: Yeah, we should kill it one day.

by footballfanatico April 27, 2006