by ChasetheGodofGods June 11, 2023
Get the RippedSmiles mug.a ripple is a disturbance to the air resulting from a fart. typically sinusoidal in form, ripples vary in frequency and periodicity in accordance with the velocity and #stinkprofile of a given assblast. on rare occasion, a ripple may double back on itself, taking the form of a parametric curve. in this case, the vibrating farticules may produce intensities of stink that are frankly immeasurable.
while ripples were first described in rudimentary form by maimonides, and subsequently by leonardo davinci, it was not until the late nineteenth century that johnald g. stinkefeller, then seven years old, first documented the shape of a ripple using a device of his own devising known as a #blastmeter. forty years later, his calculations were confirmed by Albrecht A. Anustain.
while ripples were first described in rudimentary form by maimonides, and subsequently by leonardo davinci, it was not until the late nineteenth century that johnald g. stinkefeller, then seven years old, first documented the shape of a ripple using a device of his own devising known as a #blastmeter. forty years later, his calculations were confirmed by Albrecht A. Anustain.
todd: doth you smell-witness a stink in this chambre?
barry: doth i.
todd: where art the blastmeter?
barry: blast it open.
todd: i just shit my drawers. i can feelst the ripple.
barry: doth i.
todd: where art the blastmeter?
barry: blast it open.
todd: i just shit my drawers. i can feelst the ripple.
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Get the Vagina Ripple mug.A mac ripper is a giant rip of marijuana from a pipe. Depending on the size of the bowel, it could be fully loaded or just half full. The entire bowel is supposed to be cashed in one hit, this can be helped by having a lighter with a big flame or having some biiig fucken lungs. After the hit is taken it should be held in like most hits and is usually followed by coughing and then choking and perhaps even blacking out or loss of eyesight. Mac rippers are usually taken with anger and carelessness of coming events with hope that the mac ripper could solve everything.
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Get the Mac Ripper mug.An event that is carried out at large crowds of midgets. It is similar to doing "The Wave" for people of normal size but when midgets attempt the wave the result is far smaller than that of a way, it appears more as a ripple, hence the name "The Ripple"
by Sha-NAH-nah-nah September 22, 2011
Get the The Ripple mug.1. A nickname given to someone who breaks the rim while dunking the basketball.
2. Rapper Tek from Smif n' Wessun is also known as Mr.Rippa.
2. Rapper Tek from Smif n' Wessun is also known as Mr.Rippa.
Joe: Ooooooooh shit Jamal, you broke the rim man. From now on we gon call you Mr.Rippa.
Jamal: Mr.Rippa at your service motha F's.
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