marsh potting

An alternative to saying mosh pitting, sounds best when said in a heavy american accent.

'the show was moshoriffic - kids were marsh potting all over the place'

by Cockchoker May 31, 2009

heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

by Raddyator August 17, 2010

punting lolly

Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common

Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap

by pippanto April 16, 2013

Pepper Potting

Using condiment bottles as dildos for sexual gratification.

John: Where is the ketchup bottle?
Lisa: It is in my room, I was pepper potting last night.

by jsf87 August 5, 2010

Puttin on a Green Sweater

To get stoned

I'm gonna step out back on put on my green sweater.

Yo, are you wearing your green sweater man cuz your eyes are blazed dog?

by DJ Maxter Mix June 28, 2004

Plant Potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat March 7, 2010

Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

by tulanebringsthepain March 14, 2011