Pure Vanilla Cookie

the best cookie ever he is so hot he could take me from behind and mess me up omg..

pure vanilla cookie hot

by matwrialboyy🤬🤬🥺🥺😘😘 February 2, 2022

pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

Hugging Porcelain

To become so ill that one is forced to stay close to the toilet for long periods of time in order to vomit.

I got food poisoning at the restaurant and was hugging porcelain all night.

by Saint Savvy March 2, 2009

barking europe at the porcelain

1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.

Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?

Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.

by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

Berserker pure

A player in runescape with the defence of 45 who's main focus is to use the berserker helm obtained from the fremminik trials quest for the added strength bonus while pking or pvp combat. The Berserker pure usually ranges from level 80-115 and more than likely favors the use of an abyssal whip or dragon scimitar with the combo of a dds or ddp++ (dragon dagger super poisen). They focus all thier attention on attack and strngth skill after getting 45 def.

A berserker pure is a runescape player with 45 def and 70 attack or higher with possibly 80strength or higher.

by Kevin Lewis April 25, 2008

porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

by john really brown June 13, 2006

Pure Luck

The chance happening of extremly fortunate or purely adverse events; the act of having unadulterated good fortune; an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that leads to a favorable outcome.

They met one day out of pure luck. The fact that the airplane somehow landed safely without it's landing gear was pure luck.

by Geraldo Rivera June 24, 2005