douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017

Gay punctorist

Someone who gets punctures lads arses in a gay way

Gawd doyler are you a gay punctorist? that guys arse is in bits!

by Spelmo May 17, 2019

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

Diogo Pinto

A man that is a dirty Sweat. And tries way to hard with customs. Often depicted with glasses and a small penis.

Oh for God sake. You're such a Diogo Pinto

by John wickesen November 21, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

Cesar Pinto

Cesar Is A Very Hot Guy With infinite rizz he could murder the entire universe if he wanted to and every girl is in love with him. his is very

The hottest guy alive is Cesar Pinto, and there's no doubt

by tinyman8458456 November 14, 2022

Salvador Pinto

a Salvador Pinto is a guy who excels in both talking to girls and sucking dick agressively

wow, that guy over there really is a Salvador Pinto

by Big_Bear_Nibba November 5, 2023