Probus

A man who is very popular, usually celebrated in many ways, athletic in some ways.

Can be an asshole, but when it comes to someone he loves that person can mean everything to them.
The type of person to be the most live at public events
Seen as attractive, very good at talking to females.

Wow, i need to get me a Probus!

by the man x14 October 12, 2017

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problemtunity

The combination of the words "problem" and "opportunity", and a reminder that problems are opportunities.

Intuitively , the graduate student sensed that getting a new next door neighbor who smokes was a PROBLEMTUNITY, but wasn't sure why. In the next few days and weeks he realized that seeing how fucked-up his neighbor was, addicted to nicotine and unable to quit smoking, and that man's other problemtunities, let the graduate student see how blessed he was to be healthy and living correctly. The opportunity the problemtunity presented him with is a chance to spend more time studying, because to prevent his new neighbor's cigarette smoke from entering his apartment through its main door he puts a blanket at the base of the door, and to not need to stick parts of the blanket in the cracks on the side of the door more than once-a-day, he stays at home more, dedicates more time to study, and is getting better grades.

by but for June 7, 2018

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