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Matthew Andrako.
That Matthew Andrako is so damn pretentious, he uses the word "cuke" for cucumber.
by iaiftw November 30, 2018
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Presentation academy

A highschool that has most of the theater kids and some pretty hot chicks. Could never compare to assumption or sacred heart
That day at presentation academy was legit ness
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Pretentrification

Noun. The trend whereby everyday items and activities are given grander, more impressive sounding descriptions in order to fool the hard of thinking into believing they are better than they really are and that paying fives times the going rate for said items is good deal.

E.g. ‘Vermont Mountain Lakes Shade-Grown Double-Hopped Not Quite Pale Ale’ or ‘handcrafted artisanal stone ground malted sourdough’ or ‘Vengabus party classics, a new compilation hand curated by DJ Byron Smegly available on 180g single origin fair trade vinyl’

Pretentrification can be found everywhere but reaches its peak where there are high densities of beardy hipster types who think covering themselves in tattoos and dressing like Victorian lumberjacks is the height of satorial elegance.
Radio DJs do not curate their shows, they play music and talk. Another example of the unnecessary pretentrification of the English language
by Monkey knuts January 27, 2019
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present from the gods

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.
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Presentor

A superior version of presenter. Made by Joseph Stalin, it wants to rape you.
The presentors are presenting a PowerPoint on communism. Nicolas is the hottest presentor, to be totally honest.
by Areodactl September 20, 2019
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Pretentious

Someone who's not really friends with a group of people, but goes around like they've known the people their entire lives. Someone who tries to convince an unconvinced world that they're sharks and not minnows.
The pretentious girl walked around town with a group of people like they owned it, and she tried to convince other people they were her best friends.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019
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Pretentious

Someone that tries to convince the world everything is okay between them and their sibling after a lot of damage has been done. Also spreads a lot of bullshit misinformation about people and events.
The pretentious girl had little control of the bullshit that came out of her mouth, which is one of the reasons family members who knew her well called her mouth of the south growing up.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019
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