Pretzel-Cock

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.

Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.

by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008

Pretzel

Twisted; succubus; corrupt; perplexing
when referred to a female

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

- The twisted female (pretzel) is making me drink(alcohol)

by Under Artificial Skies July 2, 2009

pretzelized

Extra salty

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.

by SnorLux July 22, 2016

el prezidente

One cool hombre much revered in the MOHAA community often referred to as "the one" or "who the 'ells that".

HH El Prezidente

by Darren Hall February 23, 2004

wet pretzel

Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"

by Maserati1 October 19, 2015

Salty pretzel

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.

Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.

by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019

These pretzels are making me thirsty

can be used as a term for curiosity.

When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

by Gumbo76 September 22, 2006