Pre Coital Nonsense

Words used to try and get your lady in the mood, however she reads your mind and tells you so.

Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."

by elPone February 20, 2011

pre-shit

To eat food purchased from such outlets such as MacDonalds or KFC, also know as fast food or junk food outlets.

Want to come for some pre-shits with me at the KFC in the Arndale tonight?

by dewexdewex May 4, 2008

pre-cooler

extension for a bong used to aid filtration of smoking material. usually filled with warm as oppose to cold water to catch ash that might otherwise be introduced to the smoker's lungs

pre-coolers give smoother hits

by wwwwoooooooo! October 8, 2006

Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

Pre-Wife

More acceptable term to be used by men in describing their Wife to be, replaces Fiance'.

My Pre-Wife and I have an appointment with the Wedding Coordinator.

by Rodee39 January 10, 2009

pre party nerves

the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party

turn the car around, im having pre party nerves!!!

by Oscarthecat September 6, 2014

Pre teen

A person that is misunderstood for a preppy little cheerleader who secretly loves disney channel. I'm a pre- teen, totally mellow and love Green Day, Nirvana, and skateboarding. So?! I wear lip gloss, my younger friend wears eye liner. By the way, we could spend over 2 hours trashing Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, etc... I am not a abercombie and fitch shopper, I am not what you think I am! I'm told by many people I have the independence, look of a teen. Someone who I walked pass was like: "She looks likes she's actually 17 except height and puberty stuff." (Not exact words, that's be weird).

Teenager: Look at that little pre teen listening to her Selena Gomez on her fancy little iPod her parents had to buy.

*12 year old listening to Come as You Are, worrying about all the money she wasted buying her iPod that took 3 years to pay for, walks down the street*

16 year old: Look wearing lip gloss, but probably worships Miley Cyrus

*12 year old goes on her phone to her blog trashing disney channel celebs*

Normal Person: Look at that awesome maturity, and teenager personality she has.
Normal Person's Friend: I know right?!

by yuppers123456789 July 6, 2011