similar to after grad, only before a graduation as opposed to after. Basically sought after by the kind of douchebag high schooler who believes the only way to enjoy themselves and prove to their friends that theyre the shit is to get wasted, even if it means making a complete fool of yourself in front of your parents and teachers at the actual grad ceremony.
Normal guy: Ohhh man im gonna get sooo wasted at after grad
Douchebag: Ohhh man im gonna get soo wasted at pre grad, then sneak in some booze for grad and get wasted there, then get totally wasted at after grad. yeah im the shit.
Douchebag: Ohhh man im gonna get soo wasted at pre grad, then sneak in some booze for grad and get wasted there, then get totally wasted at after grad. yeah im the shit.
by Tom Lincoln1 May 04, 2009
Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came earlier, but too long ago to be relevant. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to. Often used as a comic device.
A classic pre-sequitur:
during Mary's job interview
Lou Grant: What religion are you?
Mary Richards: Mr. Grant, I don't quite know how to say this, but you're not allowed to ask that when someone's applying for a job. It's against the law.
Lou Grant: Wanna call a cop?
Mary Richards: No.
Lou Grant: Good. Would you think I was violating your civil rights if I asked if you're married?
Mary Richards: Presbyterian.
during Mary's job interview
Lou Grant: What religion are you?
Mary Richards: Mr. Grant, I don't quite know how to say this, but you're not allowed to ask that when someone's applying for a job. It's against the law.
Lou Grant: Wanna call a cop?
Mary Richards: No.
Lou Grant: Good. Would you think I was violating your civil rights if I asked if you're married?
Mary Richards: Presbyterian.
by Megareds December 06, 2007
by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020
It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!
by Jordicolas April 18, 2019
Yiff referring to anthropomorphic pornography, often watched and made by furries.
To be a pre-yiffer it would mean to watch yiff and not be a furry.
To be a pre-yiffer it would mean to watch yiff and not be a furry.
by A Stupid Furry December 16, 2021
(pre-zeen)
The act of using Visine before smoking weed, as opposed to after. Some employ this method to ensure they don't forget to do so when they are baked or to lessen the discomfort of the Visine, which may be enhanced when baked.
The act of using Visine before smoking weed, as opposed to after. Some employ this method to ensure they don't forget to do so when they are baked or to lessen the discomfort of the Visine, which may be enhanced when baked.
"Yo you got drops? I'm gonna pre-sine it this time, I think it works better."
"Ya, good idea, I don't wanna walk out bakey-eyed."
"Ya, good idea, I don't wanna walk out bakey-eyed."
by Qeqeneq July 22, 2009
Pre-hype is similar to precum in that it can't actually make you hype. It can however drag along previous hype situations to increase your hype levels
by Hailian December 24, 2015