Porch Dick

It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.

Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!

by Xev Savage March 11, 2015

Poophaster

A traumatic event ; A poopy disaster

Whoa what a poophaster

by Ryan Forest July 16, 2008

Porch-cane

Enjoying a frosty Hurricane malt beverage on the front porch of a dilapidated house or building while sitting preferably on a couch and watching traffic drive by.

"Dude," he said with a grin, "The weather is pretty sweet today, lets have a porch-cane."

by Slippery Nickel April 26, 2008

poophoard

a hoarder of poop; an upsetting person

He is such a poophoard; don't talk to him.

by nbd...really June 18, 2008

Porchfik

A small gardening tool that originated in the Eastern United States.

I got to the garden and realized I had forgotten my porchfik.

by E.H.4.P March 25, 2009

porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010

porchslam

When your friend (usually of Italian heritage) has impromptu sex on a porch. A bone sesh on any porch, balcony, or patio where you end up having sex on the furniture, railings, or the ground.

Holy crap, that Italian girl totally took me up on a porchslam last night. Score, dude!

by Dr. Definitionz November 14, 2010