a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors
by sapel August 10, 2007
Get the porch monkey mug.Derogatory term describing the lazy illegal Mexican population in the US. These "spicks" suck millions of US tax dollars out through free health care, unemployment benefits, and have the US citizens paying $100's more in taxes to support the unregistered, unwanted Mexicans in the US (over 12 million) Porch Monkeys are Mexicans who only sit on their porch all day while the rest of the civilized world is working. Many people tell them to get up off their Mexican asses and go to work, but they are too lazy.
Juan, the porch monkey, is an illegal immigrant and has never had or job, and he doesn't pay taxes of any kind.
by Kenny LS July 16, 2007
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Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing
-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
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He shall become the ruler of the world one day and show the world how awesome he is!
He shall become the ruler of the world one day and show the world how awesome he is!
P.1 - Wow! look at that Ofir Porat
P.2 - Yeah! lets ask for a signiture
or
P.1 - I cant wait until ofir porat makes it as the world's leader!
P.2 - Yeah me neither!!
P.2 - Yeah! lets ask for a signiture
or
P.1 - I cant wait until ofir porat makes it as the world's leader!
P.2 - Yeah me neither!!
by Bob Shriki December 16, 2010
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Get the porch monkey mug.when a male puts his penis into a girls/guys unwiped ass and then dick slapping that person leaving an indian sort of skin color
by LongCock123 May 7, 2009
Get the pocahontis mug.a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.
"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006
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