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Cretors Popcorn

has been perfecting popped corn. Some might say it’s “obsessive” and some might say it’s “delicious
It’s a love letter sent straight to your taste buds. And at Cretors Popcorn, it’s the reason we get up in the morning
by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023
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Hot Buttered Popcorn

1. The act of pissing all over your partner during intercourse.
2. What some nerdy kid would say about the Wii U
"The Wii U comes with two free games!"
"Hot Buttered Popcorn, that's a deal!!!"
by You was there too February 2, 2024
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Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!
by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010
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Popcorn Jarfing

similar to sounding. the act of shoving popcorn kernels into your urethra, and then holding a lighter up to your meat stick until the kernels pop inside your urethra. this act can be a form of sexual pleasure, or torture
"yo, tired i popcorn jarfing the other day, i never had so much nut, blood and popcorn kernels flooding from my dick before!"

"fuck Chinese Water Torture, i'm going to popcorn jarf him until his dick blows off and be has no choice but to become trans"
by #1 popcorn jarfer January 23, 2025
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Popcorn - Weirdo

noun. a person who eats and drinks excessively or voraciously at night while watching youtube videos. a person with a remarkably abnoxious loud laughter while another person is sleeping .
"My girlfriend is such a Popcorn - Weirdo . She wakes me up laughing at stupid movies every night."
by Cutt butt killer May 6, 2020
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Popcorn Maker

A sexual act that consists of feeding your partner unpopped popcorn kernels. After 12-24 hours, engage in anal intercourse. When a piece of kernel sticks to your penis, fling it off your erection into partners mouth.
She was hungry and wanted anal so I gave her a popcorn maker. Anal food
by Rick da dick July 21, 2017
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