Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

A game franchise spin-off that gave you an existential crisis at the age of 10 years old.

"I... I just finished Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, I'm just gonna cry in this corner now."

by SkyKidIsAwesome May 16, 2021

Pokemon

The absolute most ridiculous, embarassing, and most dramatized cartoon ever made, but is still one of the best selling games, which were all the same, and the card game made no sense, and new poke'mon look like something out of Johnny Depp's basement.

Ash: Come on guys, we need to beat the next gym leader to move our journey on.
Misty: Fuck that, I used to be a gym leader until your ass came along. Go to hell, I almost got raped by Brock too.
Pika'chu:Lets kill some black people fellow pokemon!

by I<3DolPhInS!1.25 January 7, 2008

Pokemon Stadium

An impossible,unenjoyable game for Nintendo 64. See also: wordcash cow/word

Blade: Hey man,how did you beat Pokemon Stadium?
Hashmeer: I gamesharked 3 Mewtwos and 3 Mews,then I BARELY won the last battle,why?
Rex: Why the hell don't the pokemon ever make physical contact? 100 % idioth shaithe.

by 0niTTRay December 7, 2003

Pokemon

Coming from the combination of Pocket and Monster....

The gayest fucking thing ever.

Bob- I just played with Pickachu.
Joe- You queer.

by JizzOnYou May 13, 2005

Pokemon

The end of the world of evil minions called pokemon. these are little mind traps that targets little kids and destroy their brains in to mush!!

A little kid sees this show he will kill to see it then his friends talk him out of it and he sees.... WHAT IN THE #*$%! WAS I THINKING. so think of this when you here about pokemon!

by Piro sann May 12, 2003

Pokemon Hunter

A Pokemon Hunter is an old, greasy pedophile that hunts his prey in or around Pokemon tournaments. Can be used as a racial slur against the Japanese.

"Did you see that Pokemon Hunter? Looks like he grabbed another one..."

by Fart in the Wind August 16, 2012

Pokemon

The game that tested whether you had a childhood or not. If you haven't played Pokemon then you have no childhood and should kill yourself.

pokemon childhood

by twoplus2equal8 May 8, 2013