polish chrome

Any act performed on a male penis.

I don't care if male athletes like to polish chrome on the side why does sexuality matter in sports?

by slaayy May 24, 2013

polish watch

When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.

Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?

Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...

by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013

Polish water

Watered down Vodka.

It's not Polish Water without some vodka in it.

When I can't take shots I sip on Polish Water.

by El peludo Gringo May 7, 2014

Polish Mud Wrestling

When you finger a girl's anus and then finger a different girl's vagina without washing your finger in between.

Stacy has a UTI from Polish mud wrestling.

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016

polishing my pearl

When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.

Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

Polish Carwash

Letting a hard rain wash your car.

Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Polish foie gras

The literal translation is "fat liver” in French, but Poles have since applied this by injecting alcoholic beverages via a “tube” (shot glass) into humans. This is a good o’l Polish tradition of treating foreigners and guests for that matter by Polish peak of engineering invention: “the Polish foie gras” 🍸 🦆 . This process is usually pleasant while it occurs. During the process Poles tend to shout “na zdrowie” and pour vodka down fellow drinkers throat 😀.

Richard, would you like to come to a Polish wedding? No, sorry Tomasz, I have had too much Polish foie gras in the past week, I need to rest. Ok, Richard I understand - I will see you later tonight.

by ToMassman September 18, 2019