pittsburgh

Actually, the phrase is "Pittsburgh on one side, Philadelphia on the other, and Alabama in the middle." There are far too many Democrats in Pittsburgh for it to ever be likened to Alabama.

The city of Pittsburgh has extremely liberal social policies regarding issues such as sexual orientation.

by Amazon4 June 30, 2006

Pittsburgh Steelers

A shitty football team owned by the Rooney Family, synonamous for having ties with the Illuminati. The NFL of course doesn't wanna get in trouble with the Illuminati, and the NFL sees its earning potential significantly increased if the Steelers are doing good. So the NFL instructs referees to make bullshit ridculous calls against teams to give the Steelers an advantage. In addition, they have a fake fanbase constructed of retarded people who are all Steelers fans and Phillies fans. They like to make fun of the Ravens because they are too thug for their pussy ass fans. They also pull out the bullshit "we have 6 rings" thing which they never even seen four of them. They claim that Ravens fans always make excuses, but if the Steelers lose they will imeediately pull out the "Troy wasn't playing" exuse, or "Ben wasn't playing". No you fucking lost because you got beat by a better team. Maybe if Troy wasnt a pussy and Ben wasnt raping women they would be playing.

Person 1: I love the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Phillies
Person 2: I love Pittsburgh and the Yankees

Person 3: You both are fucking retarded you just like the teams that are catored to by the referees, why dont you like the Pirates? Why, because they suck and you're all just a bunch of bandwagon shitheads.

Person 1 and Person 2 at the same time: HEY 6 RINGS MAN! how many rings does your team have? How many hall of famers do you have?

Person 3: One Ring because we were an expansion franchise that's only 15 years old, and we dont have any hall of famers because we still have players from the original team still on the team.

Person 1 and 2: 6 RINGS MAN!!!!

by Someone With A Fucking Brain January 17, 2011

Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.

mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.

by Dennis the menace II July 15, 2009

Side pitter

A Mosh pitter or Hardcore dancer who stands at the edge of the pit moving a little and wants to dance, but is too much of a pansy to actually go in the pit.

HxC Dancer 1- Dude that kid in the Haste the Day tee shirt is into the music and is moving, why won't he go in the pit?

HxC Dancer 2- Cuz he's afraid he's gonna get his nose broken or something.

HxC Dancer 1- What a side pitter!

by HxC Dancer July 24, 2006

pitty party

To feel sorry for ones self

Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight?
Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he's got a big mole on his face.
Person 3) Oh!

by Adave August 29, 2006

pittsburgh shower

A sexual act when one covers themselves in Heinz ketchup.

Have you ever had a girl do a pittsburgh shower for you? Its gross as shit.

by kevin_mouse June 28, 2011

Pittsburgh Picasso

While you are engaged in anal sex, you pull out, then she shits in your hand and you smack her ass and face, leaving a shit-covered, Picasso-like hand print on her face and ass.

Judy pissed me the fuck off, so I gave that skanky bitch a Pittsburgh Picasso!

by CrabPoon January 20, 2009