mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Ping

NOT a sound - a BEAUTIFUL person (also known as Ting). Ping knows all, Tea Queen. If you want a friend that will tell you (and remember) everything you do on a night out, call Ping. She will soberly remember the night for you and you'll be so excited to hear about all the stupid shit you do, because Ping - knows all. She is a fun time.

DO YOU want to know who you drunkenly bit on the dance floor? DO YOU? Ask Ping. She knows. She'll know before you do it.

by JVB1 March 21, 2020

Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.

That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!

by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023

Pinged

To be stressed out and/or over worked, reaching your limits with somebody/something

I haven't had a single day off i'm so pinged out i might just fight somebody today.
Dude this thing has me pinged, fuck it.

by Itz_Mastadon July 26, 2022

kong ping video

the only place left for hentai. weird asian porn.

person 1: "fuck mate, did ya see that kong ping video, had a bit of a good time with the dog cunt"
teacher: "what the fuck is kong ping"

by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD November 2, 2020

Ping Ponging

1. Wondering around aimlessly in your brain, scatterbrained
2. Unable to focus solely on a one thing at a given time

3. Trying to accomplish too much at one time but cannot accomplish anything

I was ping ponging around today. I feel like I didn't accomplish anything because I was ping ponging around for hours.

by Kitty Kat + Madd Dog Nate January 9, 2018