A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.
Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.
by Rey December 9, 2003

Jerking off in a public bathroom.
“I saw Daniel peeing earlier, but I think it was The Huntington Pee because he was making some weird noises.”
by soopp May 8, 2019

noun. a forceful stream of urine that a man uses to a) cut through damp toilet paper that has been left unflushed from a previous visit or b) partially clean the toilet bowl of embarassing residue.
man- there was some tp left in the toilet, so i shredded it with a pee saw to make sure it would flush.
woman- ew.
woman- ew.
by uniquepseudonym December 6, 2010

someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee
mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
by Julio!!!! January 20, 2010

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by 💀🍭 Smellytulips 🍭💀 August 25, 2021
