Kentucky Fried Panda

kentucky fried panda

"No! Not the Kentucky friend Panda! It was finger ling-ling good!"

by The King of the Galeria May 2, 2005

Panda sex

Where the man beats his girl so hard with his donger, that you leave black spots all over her body. Alternatively, if a girl takes her boosoms and smacks the man resulting in black spots, equalling in an a very eventful night.

Hey honey, what do you want to do tonight? See a movie, walk in the park, or panda sex?

In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'

"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.

by xAlcide August 11, 2014

panda panda

The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.

Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.

by distingwished February 21, 2007

Panda Lad

A person (usually Scottish) who loves everything panda... Pandas, bamboo, eye-liner etc.

Is that lad humping a Panda?... Must be a Panda Lad

by paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanda January 5, 2012

super panda buffet

a phenominal chinese buffet in the pacific view mall in ventura, CA. known for being cheap and delicious.

friend1: do you want to drive down to super panda buffet after school?
friend2: definitely, it is completely worth the 45 minute drive!

by Ari Cohen September 27, 2006

Back hander slander panda

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.

(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

panda balls

Metal balls used to massage the palms of your hand and are usually decorated with asian artwork such as pandas.

Avoid banging the panda balls together violently.

Beginners should start with small balls and move gradually into larger sizes.

Clean them with oil.

Hee hee...

by La'Wanda August 2, 2007