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Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
Close your computer you Shit Pump
by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022
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Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach
Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump
by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023
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Lil pump

Lil pump is a stage name given to a "rapper" due to being caught backstage receiving pumps of male reproductive protein.
Alternatively, lil pump can be used to describe a person who engages in male homosexuality of 10 or more partners at once while pretending to be a musician.
Example 1: Lil pump just took 20 loads from some guys in the parking lot.

Example 2: That guy is a homo; a real lil pump.

Example 3: Lil pump pumps massive loads in his mouth like a water pump pumping out flood waters in the pump room. Pump pump pump it up!
by Kheetah272 March 20, 2020
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Pump Lust

A person's desire to lift weights to get a pump in their muscles.
The bodybuilder hasn't been to the gym for a long time, I bet he has some wicked 'Pump Lust'.
by Bodybuildingbingo December 20, 2010
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Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.
Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 28, 2009
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pump chaser

A person who saw how swole they were when they got a muscle pump, and then they set a goal to have that look during resting days.
Man, you're such a pump chaser. It's an endless road!
by Richie Homie June 16, 2018
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Pump Steak

The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.
Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.
by Gonzo Punch May 3, 2009
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