plumkins

when a girl gives a guy head while he takes a shit

Jill gave Jonny plumkins as he took a big crap.

by aprilg May 11, 2007

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

punk rock ear plugs

Any makeshift earplugs. They can be fashioned from toilet paper, cigarette butts, tampons, bullets, gum, or just nothing at all; and typically don't work very well. Sometimes worn only after years of loud music and sustained hearing loss causes an adjustment of habits.

Punker 1: Yo, this band is LOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!

Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!

Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!

Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!

Punker 1: You have METH READY?????

by braddelcat November 8, 2009

plumber

A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day

Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber

by phlatty patty May 11, 2019

original plumbing

Indication that a female-to-male transsexual or transgender person (ftm) has not had genital surgery.

Most ftm's retain original plumbing due to a lack of desirable options.

by RockRabbit June 12, 2014

Angry plumber

The actual of failing to pay the plumber so he rips your pants off and fucks you in the ass.

That angry plumber tore me a new one

by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016

Joe the plumber money

An annual income of more then $250,000.

Person A: I thought you were buying a new car?

Person B: Naw, maybe if I were making joe the plumber money.

by WorkinForThaWeekend February 21, 2009