Picture Ruiner

Whenever you see a picture of two girls, one is hot, while the other is completely ugly, that ugly girl is the picture ruiner.

"Oh my God, these chicks are so hot!"
*Fap, fap, fap.*
*Clicks on thumbnail*
"OH MY GOD, THE CHICK ON THE RIGHT IS A PICTURE RUINER!"

by Rick Sttruber June 4, 2009

Picture-surfing

V. When your on an online profile or search engine and your just looking at a bunch of pictures!

you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."

"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"

by Dcbur509 January 14, 2010

Picty

Failure

"Dude! Your such a picty!"

by Zhenktela February 25, 2010

picture impression

When you see somebody on a pictures only and judge the person attitude/character, though you never met her/him in real life.

Short:
Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.

Johnny : Hey man, look at this girl. What an ugly cow, geez. I bet she is a real pain in as a gf

Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!

by sal4 June 8, 2010

Pictoned

A word to describe ones state of mind after drinking heavily. Similar to "pissed", "wankered" or "drunk".

I was completely Pictoned last night!

by yougotfuckallhistory September 16, 2011

picturephonic

1) when a picture REALLY does say 1000 words

2) when you identify a product based soley on the label picture

You have to try Hurricane Wine. It's the one with the hurricane on the label. You know, it's picturephonic.

by Ms. Redneck May 27, 2012

Picture Hangover

When a subject has no memory of how and when he ended up with the latest picture on his smartphone. The said picture is obviously totally random and plain weird.

"Bro, how the fuck did I get that pic of a dog working on a construction site? Geez, I have one hell of a picture hangover."

by LeGentleman December 12, 2013