lose an oyster

Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up

Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.

by Breadluvr July 2, 2019

Saucing the Oyster

To lie.

Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth

by Hugo Diangio September 23, 2023

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 9, 2019

Oysters Nielsen

When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.

Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 28, 2023

Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.

OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.

by Berries4life August 14, 2021

Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022