word owned

being owned or pwnd by a phone typing programmable dictionary such as t9word or iTap. Typing one thing but meaning another.

"Dude my phone totally word owned me today."
"I totally lost that chick, because my phone word owned me."

An Example:
You're so BOOK! (WORD OWNED)
Intended Message: You're so COOL!

by DiBars February 4, 2009

Product Owner

A jerk off job ad for low paying “management” positions.

In every job posted it says product owner, whether you clean toilets or nuclear reactors.

by Ragnar McDik January 23, 2022

Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.

Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me

by chunkyheff January 28, 2022

Discord new owner day

Every year, on December 11th, every owner of a discord server must transfer ownership to one of the members, no alts allowed

hell yea, tomorrow is discord new owner day, I think Jake is getting owner, he was liked very much by the owner

by pp pupu mmt December 10, 2020

National Co owner Harrassment days

between December 18 to December 29th Allowed to spam ping the co owner and not get muted, warned, or banned

Yo its the start of National Co owner Harrassment days time to spam ping him/her

by ouwlkedshbiew December 18, 2020

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 27th where the owner can be fucked in the ass without it being gay.

Jim "im going to fuck you in the ass" Owner "oh no please" Jim "its fuck the owner week so it's okay."

by meboss123437 September 27, 2023

Hummer owner

The reason why gas prices are so high!

All Hummer owners should be sent to Iraq. They want the oil so bad they can get it their damned selves.

by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007