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You only YOLO once

You only you only live once once. A common mistake made by people who are being a bit stupid, usually in a stressful or worried situation, causing people to forget what they were saying.
*skydiving*

Fred : Come on Bob. You've got to jump.
Bob: Well, ok then. I mean, you only YOLO once don't you.
Fred: yes...
by Paul Lombardo October 6, 2017
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pulling an onery

getting completely shit faced and driving home
dude,"i was pulling an onery last night and got a DUI."
dude 2,"wow that sucks."
by onery himself May 3, 2010
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Only fans

A website for broke nasty sluts who suck cock and eat male ass etc.... And for gross infected fuckboys who show their small cocks to get money with their broke asses and eat expanded vagina squirting period blood
Renee:Hey Chesma I’m fucking broke what should I do?
Mia:Make a Only fans why do you think I have Aids?
by GalacticScrotum707 May 26, 2020
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only child syndrome

Only-Child-Syndrome
a teenager or young adult that still acts like a self-centered little bitchbaby because they were coddled by their parents for their entire lives. These motherfuckers will get mad if you forget their birthday, or miss even the smallest of parties or events. They will likely have close relationships with their neighbors to make up for the lack of siblings. They think that they are entitled to everything and are spoiled rotten by their parents and grandparents. You will likely find them complaining or more commonly whining. They are so sheltered, they likely have little knowledge on any adult-topics and an even greater lack of social skills. Do not get involved with an only child.
(sarcasm) "I'd like to thank u all for coming it means so much to me 2 have all of ur support! Love u guys!"(end sarcasm)

why did she think we'd show up? she told us about this literally an hour before it started!

because she thinks the world revolves around her- it's Only Child Syndrome
by aud38 October 18, 2016
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"there can only be one"

A commonplace quote from character Duncan McCloud in the TV series The Highlander which preceded the decapitation of his adversary by use of a sword.
McCloud: "there can only be one"
Nemesis: "No"

McCloud proceeds with a seemingly perfunctory decapitation
by Daniel McCloud February 1, 2007
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only the criminals have guns

Something the European and Canadien dumb asses on this site love to say proudly, clearly not seeing the bigger picture.
If the criminals still have guns, what's the point of gun control? To be inadequately defended and thus rely on your government even more for protection? To be illprepared for when the governemnt takes away your rights?
by Elitist February 29, 2004
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onlyhitus

a radio made by a6d on twitch.tv
person: did you hear about onlyhitus
person 2: yeah i heard a6d made it
by t1cc1_t0bi June 2, 2020
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