burn that midnight oil 

A clever way to ask your 420 friendly fuck buddy to come over late at night, do some dabs, and fuck like rabbits.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

And. . . It doesn't count if you're just smoking weed. Dabs only. kk?

Guy: Hey what r u doing?
Girl: Not much, just bored :-(
Guy: You wanna come over and burn that midnight oil?
Girl: Ummmm. . . Sure. . . why not? I haven't been high all day ;-)

burn that midnight oil by DoctahGonzo April 25, 2016

checking the oil 

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.

Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!

checking the oil by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008

Whale Oil 

Slimy amalgam of bodily fluid (semen, sweat) emitted by an obese man during sexual activity. Originally used by sex-workers to describe the attentions of a particularly unattractive client.

You need to take a shower, Tiffany. You've been covered in Whale Oil.

Whale Oil by Chewzi June 5, 2009

snake oil 

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

snake oil by beavis March 22, 2003

hydrogenated oil 

An oil which has had hydrogen added to it to make it right up there with eating plastic. It also has a tendency to clog arteries. French fries, along with other things, from fast food resteraunts is often fried in this

*snort* I'm not eating that, it has hydrogenated oil in it.

hydrogenated oil by YourSquirrellyQueen April 22, 2007

Palm Oil 

An oily substance which has been demanded by humans since the mid-1980s, and officially produced in Borneo, Indonesia. RAINFORESTS are being CUT DOWN because of this substance, killing trees and creatures in the way. This includes orangutans. But the main effect it has on is CLIMATE CHANGE! Palm oil is found in Cosmetics (Shampoo, soap) and food(chocolate, instant noodles).

PLS TRY to avoid PALM OIL!

"Orangutans are dying because of palm oil"

Palm Oil by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 28, 2019

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008