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Oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 19, 2025
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Oyster Cracker

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....
by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025
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Oyster Shooter

When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.

Oyster Shooter
“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”
by Daltronik February 11, 2025
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oyster south

Two men spooning with the little spoon tucked in a ball like a pearl with his butt getting slightly penetrated
Them two were oyster south all night
by Dawg6892 March 21, 2025
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oyster egg

A modified term for "Easter egg." Used by those who for some reason do not wish to use the Christian-tinged word "Easter."

Perhaps the use of the word "oyster" is due to the fact that oysters are able to change their sex depending on the temperature.
There's a fun little oyster egg to watch for as a bonus!
by Kavoisho February 18, 2026
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Oyster

Something that is so cool you say “that’s so oyster”
Person 1 “ hey that person is so cool!”
Person 2 “ you mean that’s so oyster!”
Person 1 “oh yeah! That person is so oyster!!”
by Oyster luver June 18, 2025
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Oyster

Person 1”woah that person is so cool!”
Person 2”you mean oyster not cool!”
Person 1”oh yeah! They are so oyster!!”
by Oyster luver June 18, 2025
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