Whale Oil

Slimy amalgam of bodily fluid (semen, sweat) emitted by an obese man during sexual activity. Originally used by sex-workers to describe the attentions of a particularly unattractive client.

You need to take a shower, Tiffany. You've been covered in Whale Oil.

by Chewzi June 5, 2009

snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

by beavis March 22, 2003

hydrogenated oil

An oil which has had hydrogen added to it to make it right up there with eating plastic. It also has a tendency to clog arteries. French fries, along with other things, from fast food resteraunts is often fried in this

*snort* I'm not eating that, it has hydrogenated oil in it.

by YourSquirrellyQueen April 22, 2007

Palm Oil

An oily substance which has been demanded by humans since the mid-1980s, and officially produced in Borneo, Indonesia. RAINFORESTS are being CUT DOWN because of this substance, killing trees and creatures in the way. This includes orangutans. But the main effect it has on is CLIMATE CHANGE! Palm oil is found in Cosmetics (Shampoo, soap) and food(chocolate, instant noodles).

PLS TRY to avoid PALM OIL!

"Orangutans are dying because of palm oil"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 28, 2019

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

baby oil

Best lube for titfuck and wanking.

Chloe accidentally spilt baby oil on her cleavage. I decided not to waste it so I fucked her gigantic breasts til I gave her a pearl necklace!

by Paul Lau January 10, 2006

Mexican oil change

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

by Meldroc January 18, 2006