A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper
When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.
by S. Joslin September 08, 2008
Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up
by wizard sleevens February 03, 2008
A group of men form a standing circle in which a dog is the center. The men proceed to ejaculate simultaneously upon the dog.
by jyzzmaster247 October 14, 2014
Came into common use following a legendary drunken accident in the Donegal Gaeltacht.
An expression used to describe an unlucky, unlikely or unfortuneate event.
An expression used to describe an unlucky, unlikely or unfortuneate event.
by d'ye mind March 02, 2005
An alternative to bathing, the mexican bath is the act of completely saturating yourself with cheap cologne in an effort to cover up the smell of rice, beans, chili powder, and body odor. It is the sign of pure laziness (and a likely illegal immigrant). Also see "sweet nigger."
"Hey dude, I think I smell your odor. Are you going to take a shower?"
"Nah, I'll just take a mexican bath."
"Nah, I'll just take a mexican bath."
by matt steve josh May 05, 2006
the act of sponging yourself in the sink with your clothes on, aposed to getting into the shower.
traditionaly, using spit instead of water.
traditionaly, using spit instead of water.
by deonee June 14, 2008
by Arianna Nicole Smith November 20, 2009