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hair everywhere but not up there

This usually means someone who's head is balding, or completely bald, but has a huge beard to show that s/he is still capable of growing hair.

It could also mean that someone is bald, but hairy everywhere else. Like they're back, legs and arms. They can often be seen at places where swim suits are worn (like beaches, pools, waterworld).
"Wow that guy has hair everywhere but not up there."
by CutMyWristsAndBlackMyEyes April 2, 2008
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That's not gay then

A subtle expression of disbelief at someone being totally blind to the self-delusion in what they've just said.

Echoes the sound of "That's OK then", and is usually used ironically.

It's not homophobic, but is a response to people saying things like "I slapped DeepHeat (Ralgex, Wintergreen, ...) on my mate's wedding tackle. It wasn't gay because it was in the showers after football practice".

See, eg, Flap Jacks for further examples.
A: I just ran someone over in the street, but it doesn't matter because they were already in a wheelchair.
B: Well, that's not gay then.

Politician: Military deaths in Afghanistan/iRaq have reached X, but civilian deaths don't count.
Political commentator: That's not gay then.

A: I 69'ed my mate yesterday, but it wasn't gay because we both spat it out.
B: Actually that was a bit gay of you. Nearly as gay as a treeful of parrots. You couldn't get much more gay without donning a backless gimp suit and chaining yourself to a lamp-post outside a gay nightclub in Gayton at closing time.

A: I gimp-suited up and handcuffed myself to a lamp-post, but it wasn't gay because I was drunk, and anyway I had my fingers crossed at the time.
B: 'Nuff sed.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 8, 2010
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like it's not even there

a specific phrase used to describe a vehicle, usually Tom's ram cummins diesel, that can tow anything, even a mountain, without any sort of stress on the truck
"I was towing my camper last week and brought it up the steepest hill in West Gloucester and it was like it's not even there" said Tom to friend Tyler
by Benjamin Le. October 23, 2005
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That's not gay then

A subtle expression of disbelief at someone being totally blind to the self-delusion in what they've just said.

Echoes the sound of "That's OK then", and is usually used ironically.

It's not homophobic, but is a response to people saying things like "I slapped DeepHeat (Ralgex, Wintergreen, ...) on my mate's wedding tackle. It wasn't gay because it was in the showers after football practice".

See, eg, Flap Jacks for further examples.
A: I just ran someone over in the street, but it doesn't matter because they were already in a wheelchair.
B: Well, that's not gay then.

Politician: Military deaths in Afghanistan/iRaq have reached X, but civilian deaths don't count.
Political commentator: That's not gay then.

A: I 69'ed my mate yesterday, but it wasn't gay because we both spat it out.
B: Actually that was a bit gay of you. Nearly as gay as a treeful of parrots. You couldn't get much more gay without donning a backless gimp suit and chaining yourself to a lamp-post outside a gay nightclub in Gayton at closing time.

A: I gimp-suited up and handcuffed myself to a lamp-post, but it wasn't gay because I was drunk, and anyway I had my fingers crossed at the time.
B: 'Nuff sed.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 8, 2010
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not anymore there’s a blanket

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”
by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023
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Not Hiring Them

And how are you going to "Not hire them" Meg? If that going to be an interview question? What happens when someone slips through the cracks? 5 years from not you find of that 5 years ago they posted an X in support of Palestine... And then what? Do you fire them over a tweet from 5 years ago? How does that work? What happened to meritocracy? What happened to diversity of thought? All of that was complete horseshit.
Hym "I don't think you've actually considered that actual logistics not hiring them and how it is literally the thing you claim is the most egregious violation of everyone's rights that has ever happened. Full fo shit. You're all completely full of shit. You were right about it being wrong but you don't seem to have a prob with it now."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
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Not letting them lie to you about it

Hym "The REAL problem isn't the retard sex cult. It's not the pedophile sex island. It's not the fat-cocks stealing AI from the person who called into question their monopoly. It's NOT LETTING THEM LIE TO YOU ABOUT IT! That's what they think the real problem is. ME not letting them lie about it. And their shills using a faux incredulity to cover for them."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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