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natural news 

A website dedicated to promoting right-wing conspiracy theories. They fuel karens and spread anti-vax and anti-mask propaganda. It was invented by Mike Adams, either a male karen or a giant troll. They encourage karens to fight about mask-wearing and convince parents to be anti-vax. Sometimes they are so stupid I wonder if they are a bunch of trolls. They also spread anti gmo stuff.
Karen: Did you hear that vaccines cause autism, and the government is trying to poison us with 5G, GMOs, and masks
Me: where did you hear that
Karen: This amazing website called natural news, they are truth seekers and only people like me know the truth
Me: Natural news is a troll
natural news by mrguy122345 November 20, 2020

au naturel

(1) natural look or state. typically used for women that aren't wearing makeup or haven't had any cosmetic surgery.

(2) also used for European or hippie women that don't shave their arm pits or their legs.
(1) She looked even more beautiful au naturel.

(2) That French chick has hairy legs, she's going au naturel.

au naturel by oh81 April 29, 2008

Naturday 

A specific day of the week where people drink Natural Light Beer.
Quinn took full advantage of Naturday. He Drank 25 beers.
Naturday by Petie11o5 August 7, 2008
The sexiest, most attractive woman on the planet!
Did you see Naureen? She turns me on!!
Naureen by SeXy LaDy144 February 17, 2005

Natural Law

The laws of the univerese and nature that govern everything we know and don't know. They are a direct reflection of Eternal Law and through its understanding one can fully understand all concepts of morality and states of being.

The most basic principles to Natural Law involves a particular absolute truth: Everything has one nature that defines what it is, and everything is what it is simply because it is. The nature of an object, thing, or idea is defined attaching the suffix -ness to the end of said object, thing, or idea. EX: A chair has "chairness", a human has "humanness", a rock has "rockness", etc. The absolute truth about the state of beings of objects, things, and ideas is impossible to seperate from the item.

Natural Law disregards opinion because truth is not an opinion. Truth is what it is, which is the definition of something that is real and absolute.

Absolute Truth exists because of Natural Law, which means there are absolutes, despite how hard some people may try to disprove it.
According to Natural Law, all humans (beings with the nature of humanness range from single celled embryos to those an infinitely small moment from death) have human dignity which forces their inaliable right to live, love, and pursue {Natural Law abiding} happiness.
Natural Law by Popemeisterjosh November 3, 2008

Natural High 

The state of being in an extraordinarily happy mood or being "high" without being in possession of any drugs. Usually lies within a person's genes leaving that person with a unique and indescribable character. If not a trait, this may be caused by common daily activities such as eating heavily or consuming certain foods, drinks, and sweets. It comes all natural.
Person1: Hey, remember that one time... I forgot what I was gonna say. I want something sweet though.

Person2: *Bursts out in laughter for 5 minutes and coughing* Something sweet does sound good though.

(Both subjects continue to laugh demonstrating them to be in a natural high state)
Natural High by UtDuhJam October 25, 2012